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[EXCESSIVE COUGHING OF THE DETACHABLE LUNG VARIETY]
Courtney:
Moose is really a dear.
Me:
Christmas llamas.
Both:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDSLFKJASD;LKFJAS;DKLJFADKLS;JFALSDKFJADSLK
[MORE COUGHING]
How are we even still alive right now?

Posted Friday Jun 1 11pm  1 note

 
 

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odumb:

i always forget that some people don’t follow me back because i have a whole imaginary friendship with them in my head so i’m sorry if i inappropriately reply to one of your posts it’s because i forget we’re not friends 

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Friday Jun 1 11pm  3,487 notes

 
 

fivefifthsof1direction:

I will reblog this till the day I die.

And then I’ll still be reblogging from the grave

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Posted Friday Jun 1 8pm  36,020 notes

 
 

thewhoreat221b:

does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me

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Friday Jun 1 3pm  22,352 notes

 
 

cupids-addiction:

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

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Tuesday May 29 5pm  39,063 notes

 
 

Gatsby:
Hey I just met you
Gatsby:
And this is crazy
Gatsby:
But I'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
Gatsby:
So call me maybe

Posted Tuesday May 29 5pm  19,043 notes

 
 

Louis:
Beautiful chocolate-like sensation with a high pitch and extraordinary voice cracks
Niall:
Irish wonderland that takes you to a whole much newer world than Aladdin
Zayn:
Lusciously dramatic and high notes with glass-breaking capability
Harry:
Pure seduction created by deep and slow singing
Liam:
Crystal clear extravaganza that makes you feel as if you are running through a meadow with Bambi and other beautiful forest creatures

Posted Monday May 28 6pm  14,836 notes

 
 

every last one of them do. it’s the truth.

every last one of them do. it’s the truth.

• Posted Monday May 28 5pm  4 notes

 
 

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I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.

#how to summon satan

Oh my god.

I feel the need to vomit

this is the theme song of every nightmare I have ever had

This actually is the sound you hear when the gates of hell open. I’m pretty sure it’s also what’s playing when the sea opens up and the Craken bursts out of the depths to consume us all. No but seriously, WHY is it that bad when they both sound so good?

My soul is crying.

AHAHHAHAHA

c A L L T H E P R E I s t

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Posted Monday May 28 4pm  41,374 notes with 207,655 plays