“one day we’ll be friends,” i whisper to myself as i continue to not talk to you and instead stalk you silently on my dash.
(Source: everyredqueen, via heyybrittni)
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[EXCESSIVE COUGHING OF THE DETACHABLE LUNG VARIETY]
Courtney:
Moose is really a dear.
Me:
Christmas llamas.
Both:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDSLFKJASD;LKFJAS;DKLJFADKLS;JFALSDKFJADSLK
[MORE COUGHING]
How are we even still alive right now?
[A HALF HOUR LATER]
Courtney:
I could just do the logical thing and put on a jacket.
Once you see yourself as fat, you never see anything else- even if everyone else says you aren’t it doesn’t matter to you because the only thing that is relevant is that black hole in your head that sucks out your soul and infects your mind. The black hole says you’re fat and you have no room in your head to fight these thoughts because the black hole won’t stop screaming at you.
(via heyybrittni)
i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around
(via childlike-wildlike)
Dear future love
I want to know you in ways I’ve known no other. Everything about you. All your little quirks, your insecurities, all your hopes and dreams. I want to love everything about you. Your eyes, your smile, every inch of your skin, your giggle, the way you talk when you’re sleepy, the way you walk, just everything. But our distance is our problem. We have a distance between where you are and where I am and there’s a distance between even knowing each other. Come into my life soon?Love,Me
[Courtney's thoughts on the fan above her head]
Courtney:
I'm really cold, but I like the fan on. I could just climb under the blankets, but then my arms would get cold.
Courtney:
SNUGGIE COME INTO MY LIFE!
[My thoughts on the internet being broken again]
Me:
I really should just turn on the mobile hotspot on my phone, 'cause this is ridiculous.
Me:
ALL I WANT TO DO IS CHECK TUMBLR AND READ MY MIBBA STORIES. JEEZ.
(via thechocolatebrigade)
I’m listening to a recording that I made with Benny on my phone last night in my super sick voice, and whoa. Is it bad that I like my sick voice better than my normal voice? Yikes.
