What the fuck is it with these casual dresses that have the whole damn back out? Where are my titties supposed to go? I can’t free ball that shit. You don’t just drop bowling balls from the roof of a six story building and expect it to work out ok. That shit is not OSHA approved. I mean look, Charles might be in charge of our days, nights, wrongs, and rights, but I am the master of my own titty domain and I demand the ability to have both discreet support and comfort.
(via thechocolatebrigade)
“one day we’ll be friends,” i whisper to myself as i continue to not talk to you and instead stalk you silently on my dash.
(Source: everyredqueen, via heyybrittni)
Once you see yourself as fat, you never see anything else- even if everyone else says you aren’t it doesn’t matter to you because the only thing that is relevant is that black hole in your head that sucks out your soul and infects your mind. The black hole says you’re fat and you have no room in your head to fight these thoughts because the black hole won’t stop screaming at you.
(via heyybrittni)
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
I don’t even care, I’m now forever referring to them as Christmas llamas.
(via heyybrittni)
i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around
(via childlike-wildlike)
I want to know you in ways I’ve known no other. Everything about you. All your little quirks, your insecurities, all your hopes and dreams. I want to love everything about you. Your eyes, your smile, every inch of your skin, your giggle, the way you talk when you’re sleepy, the way you walk, just everything. But our distance is our problem. We have a distance between where you are and where I am and there’s a distance between even knowing each other. Come into my life soon?Love,Me
I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.
(Source: jayygatsby, via heyybrittni)
i always forget that some people don’t follow me back because i have a whole imaginary friendship with them in my head so i’m sorry if i inappropriately reply to one of your posts it’s because i forget we’re not friends
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